From the Central Berkshire Psychogeographical Association (External Faction)

"I suspect you may have missed the most important omphalos currently being occupied by the capitalist spectacle. Surely the most vital omphalos is the television studio where they make Cilla Black' Blind Date.
This is really an ancient ritual with mystical primitive communist power that hes been recuperated and turned into a dating agency reducing human beings to commodities in the form of Kevins and Sharons. Perhaps the LPA should organise a day tip to derive to the studio to study the filming of one of the programmes. Either that or the studio where they put out Match of the Day.